wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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