You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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