how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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