Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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