Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Also, beer. Big fan.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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