All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Couch. On fire.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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