my sisters under your porch take her home
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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