so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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