That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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