Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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