and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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