i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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