If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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