Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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