best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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