I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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