i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I love black thongs
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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