just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I have already put on my inside pants.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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