I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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