Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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