who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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