She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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