I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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