so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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