my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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