is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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