i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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