i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We are two peas in an std pod
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
