is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
