Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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