Ketchup is God's man juice
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
