ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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