i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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