school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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