I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i came on her dog
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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