Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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