What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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