Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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