Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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