I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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