So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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