Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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