he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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