Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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