I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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