I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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