Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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