whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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