question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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