dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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