i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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