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• (805): View more from California

  Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters

  (303): View more from Colorado

  I can be that talented

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad

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• (916): View more from California

  It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone

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• (254): View more from Texas

  It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.

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  Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?

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• (650): View more from California

  My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it

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