Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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