that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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