We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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